Things in the past few days.

Crying babies, puking children, ornery elderly, and drunken British pilots. Oh, not to mention delayed flights, wrong gates, ten-dollar ham and cheese sandwiches, and bitchy flight attendants. And then there was the really big snoring guy sitting next to the ass watching some ultra violent flick on his laptop who happened to be the same guy pushing the “two carry on bags per passenger” rule to the limit.

I love flying, but I hate flyers. They stink, (sometimes literally.) United Airlines did the best they could, although I would have preferred a little more tack on the part of the airline attendants. I can’t complain about the price too much, well I guess I could, but what’s the point. The worst part is that this is only the flight over. There is yet the flight back. I guess it could be worse. I didn’t have to use the floatation device… yeah, really handy over land.